under the tree

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess