Kiss The Homies Good Night

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

athletes just walk around undiagnosed as fuck i can’t

got drug tested and I showed up positive for the amulets curse

stop tagging the white hockey man whos hopelessly dependent on the amulet

when you're arvid lindblad and you got a 9 on your maths and chem gcses a year early and you're a former snapchat wyll warrior and you correctly prophesized to lando norris you'd see him in f1 in 5 years and you aura farm every other day and you're nonchalant asf and you're a model by nature and you're on a magazine cover and you're a skateboarder and you're really into fashion and you don't follow the rich millionaire herd that plays golf and lives in monaco and you somehow do this while making your way into the f1 record books and oh you're also like the coolest guy on the grid ok ok we get it

I think if Formula One and Disney want to make the most out of being the capitalist collaboration of the century then we need to make the drivers shoot PR at Disney World.

Put all 22 on Tower of Terror at the same time and let us see the souvenir photo

fr sports have taught me that parasocial relationships don’t have to be positive so lemme tell you about my personal enemies

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it