You lower abortion by lowering unwanted and unviable pregnancies. But more importantly- you actively improve society and people’s quality of life by lowering unwanted and unviable pregnancies.

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to be flashy and irresistable. the other doesn’t want anyone looking at you ever again.

you are gay

Think it's pretty screwed up grocery stores are paying for commercials to thank their employees instead of giving them raises, PTO, or vacation days

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.