this is the kind of groundbreaking scientific research I want to see

sorry i don’t have a wap i’m on zoloft.

peak adhd bonding is when the person you're talking to changes the subject but you can determine exactly the train of thought that led them there. neurotypicals could never

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

OK but like why do yo even care if someone is a vagina fetishist though???

Literally liberals will bend over backwards to defend petplay, rapeplay, daddy doms, and every other kink or ~fetish~ under the sun but if you like pussy too much you’re as bad as a nazi.

Because it’s the only ‘fetish’ that completely excludes men. And saying no to men is a hate crime apparently.