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me: it’s the bee sneeze

other person: dont you mean the bees kne-

bee: achoo

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napping is so foreign to me like what am I supposed to do, just lie there?? without doing anything??

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Me: *guesses on a multiple choice question*

Next question: explain your answer

Me:

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substitute teacher: “hello, i’m your sub. you guys can work on class work, play games, do homework, overthrow the cuban government, eat, read, whatever, I’ll just be here in the corner if you guys need anything.”

customer service person/retail worker: Hello! How are you today?

me (having one of the worst days of my life): I’m great thanks for asking!

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moonbirdy

*cuts up strawberries and shares them with you

me eating when I was younger: yucky food! me don’t like!

Me now eating something I made: haha this is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted *takes another bite*

People really be

simpsons-latino

420stuffs

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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if I don’t eat this brownie someone else will

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same energy

#invincible #think mark #mark #it was me barry #barry #the flash #reverse flash #same energy #same #energy #think mark think #mark grayson #omni man #omni #omni-man

midiport

talking to anyone makes me immediately pick up their speech patterns make it stop

I went to “Waffle House” just to find out it’s made out of fucking bricks what the fuck

#waffle house #call out post #funny #dentalshoes #humor #text post #text #gen z culture #shitpost #tumblr humor #joke #gen z #waffle #food #the funny

me: stop laughing its not that funny brain: cruz missile

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we gonna rock down to

electric goose canoe

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i hate it when people don’t wear their masks, it makes me sick

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someone: *shows basic kindness towards me*

me:

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