GooseSlider (SliderGoose? SliGoose? Sloose?) who are so busy rolling their eyes at IceMav and commiserating about their stupid pining pilots to realize that they’re just as bad. Maybe better - at least they’re quieter about it - but maybe worse - because neither one of them has any idea.
IceMav figure it out after they finally get their own shit together and look at each other completely horrified. "Were we THAT stupid about it?" They must fix it immediately!
Goose and Slider may or may not end up locked in a closet together.
Not only do I retweet this notion SO HARD (yes these idiots would 100% act like this) but it’s a Sloose post that I didn’t make praise be 🫶












