Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?

ice is so put off by her and theyre always having staring contests. he swears that the cat is plotting to kill him in his sleep and slider thinks the only flaw ice has is not liking his cat. he is SO serious abt that btw. they have had arguments over her.

goose bullies the cat lovingly. calls her the ugliest princess in the whole wide world. slider takes great offense when goose calls her stinky. kitty is impartial to him and is only here for the pets

the kitty, unfortunately for slider, LOVES maverick. mav always brings treats and toys for her and spoils her to hell and back. slider is SO UNBELIEVABLY salty over this he doesnt even like inviting mav over to his place anymore JUST BECAUSE OF THAT.

He's aware that someone is in his kitchen, and said someone dragged his drunken ass home last night, while also intoxicated. It's either Ice, Hollywood or Wolfman. He assumes from the lack of noise that it can't possibly be all three.

He has to lean against the wall to drag himself through the hallway and into the kitchen; he's unsteady and sweat-soaked. Possibly still drunk. It's the sign of a good night and a terrible day ahead. He'd swear off drinking ever again, but his mother didn't raise a liar. She raised an idiot who, with the help of his pilot, tried to outdrink Hollywood and Wolfman.

He's only aware that he reaches the kitchen when his hip hits the countertop; his eyes have been glued to the floor to ensure he doesn't trip over his own feet. Shockingly, after the countertop hits him, he remains standing. His only win since waking up.

When he finally succeeds in dragging his gaze up to meet his kitchen, he finds Iceman standing over a pan on his burner, rawdogging what he can only assume is a freshly made pancake with his bare hands. With the redness of Ice's fingers, he can only assume it was made a minute ago at best.

Tom's hair, in need of a cut soon, is sticking up at every angle, and his face is chalk white. The only thing he's wearing are grey sweats, slung low on his hips and incredibly familiar. Ron has to assume the other man stole them from his bedroom floor.

"Looking pretty."

Tom will later swear him to secrecy regarding the fact that the man quite literally growls, and through a mouth of pancake demands he,

"Fuck off."

your style fits them so much it’s so perfect 🥹🥹

Ahhhhhhhh thank you, I'm trying to work out a solution for the prints ! I promise <3

In the meantime, have a random Wings AU Mav that's been in my wips forever.

Version without the wings under the cut.

I gave him peregrine falcon wings, since they're the fastest birds ever.

Fly to desk.

1996.

He stayed late at the office, dealing with mountains of paperwork. Hardly anyone would call him Iceman, that belonged to the past. Most people call him Commander Kazansky, his superiors call him Tom.

But, he prefers to be called Ice.

If you needed some good news today, four more Przewalski’s horses were transported from european zoos to Kazakhstan and released into an acclimatization enclosures in the steppe, so that they can eventually be released back into the wild from which their ancestors came from.

This is a long-term rewilding effort coordinated by Prague Zoo, with partners across Europe, Kazakhstan and Mongolia.