Seven

Dude benson's gonna give us a big hug and tell us he's proud of us when he sees this

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

You’re on that Bloodymary train I’m on that Grace/Carl qeerplatonic relationship train their ship name is Astroboys and they were beloved roomates and the whump potential of Carl losing his best friend is unmatched to literally anything else I need to write several fics

Yeah anyway I’m gonna talk about the fandom racism because if Carl was white I can guarantee a crossover ship from a completely different movie wouldn’t be the most popular ship in the fandom, but for sOme reason, Carl isn’t really given a second thought and a lot of people have no interest in exploring a meaningful relationship between the two of them or— god forbid— Carl’s feelings and emotions about the whole situation.

white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough