Eternal Procrastination

"Looking for a walrus."

I love bisexual fans and bisexual characters and bisexual OCs and bisexual headcanons and bisexual ships and bisexual stories and bisexual friends and bisexual art and being bisexual. 💙💜💗

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

i am adding this as a random date queued post so that even i don’t expect it

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

And this flow chart needs another sub-level because I, as a Canadian scientist (archaeologist) use metric length measurements for work, but as a historic building researcher I use imperial length measurements for recording old houses.