Introspective Wing Tips

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft? lol, wow.

this^

Have a good day at work little buddy

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.

I really really really really really needed this

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

this makes me so happy

Sometimes a family is two big dogs and their cat child

Modern fuckin art

Oh goodness

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

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yes go on

im nervous

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year