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watching the langdon/dennis scene is so funny knowing that langdon is probably completely unaware that dennis is trinity's roommate. like bro don't try to be all buddy-buddy with him the dude literally resides in the home of your #1 hater
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Y’know how some schools do a teachers vs students kickball game during the last week of class before finals? Yeah i think Ryland Grace goes fucking crazy during that. The UNESCO rumors get overshadowed by the time weather moved their game into the gymnasium, where Mr Grace punted the ball with so much fucking force that it took out one of the ceiling lights
Someone tell the kids the hot new trend is speed running the hospital Mitch McConnell is in to get proof of life. If they got that far into the scientology buildings just imagine what they could do
thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods
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Eva Stratt really is the woman of all time, no one else is doing it like her. The suns dimming? She knows how to fix it. Nuke Antarctica.
Wait wait wait wait-
Something something, mission going wrong, Leader guiding half conscious and injured medic whumpee out of the field but all whumpee can think about is how the rest of the team is doing. Like, whumpee is the worst injured one and is still trying to do their job. Or was that done before, I dunno. (• ▽ •;)
#379
content: team whump, medic whumpee, loss of consciousness, aftermath of whump
"Everybody, fall back!" Leader yelled while supporting Medic off the field. The enemy had gone straight for them — clearly, they knew who Medic was, what their role in the team was, and they had taken advantage of that knowledge.
"No!" Medic rasped, but it turned into coughing. They were coughing up blood. Even without medical training, Leader knew that was bad. "You can't compromise an entire mission because I—"
"I said, everyone, fall back!"
You know what would be a fun angsty PHM fic: the flu on Stratt’s Vat.
A small confined space like that, sickness would travel so fast and be so hard to contain, an outbreak could cause huge issues.
You know people like Stratt and Grace would try to work through it, try to manage the staff dropping like flies and the backlog as things stacked up and came to a standstill, yeah, a sick bug going around the Vat would be carnage.
do you think lindsey graham had some unwashed lettuce and shat himself to death
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
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HEART STOPPING MOMENT (ha) CAPTURED IN THE WIKIPEDIA EDITING RACE AT 3:27 AM
hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may
can twitter stop recommending me tweets from people who don't understand the inner thoughts and feelings of my great personal friends dan and phil at all
Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
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throughout the late 2000s and early 2010s, our generation was inundated with aave. it eclipsed lolcat as the "funny way to talk." ain't nobody got time fo dat turns into dat boi o shit waddup. this is blatantly not an "aracial" or "gen z" way to talk. it IS black english. not to mention the amount of black reaction images!!
WHY, specifically, is it black peoples' facial expressions that are seen as just so comical or exaggerated? analyze the history of this nation's comedy and tell me why you might be predisposed to thinking of black peoples' faces as just, "more emotive" or exaggeratedly funny than a white or nonblack person's
and throughout those years, 00s-10s, many black bloggers -- victims of the mass staff-led purge (under the cover of them being 'russian' while reichblr still exists) -- they DID tell us it was a problem, DID try to educate people who freak out at the insinuation of 'being racist,' DID argue, DID point out the duplicity and the appropriation and the gross equivalence of african american slang with unintelligence, goofiness, etc. and they were ignored, abused, cancelled, chased off, until being eventually mass deleted by our racist transmisogynistic staff.
we didn't do enough, and the generation after us gen z "kids" didn't stop the trend. using the '-ahh' suffix. rizz. no cap. ate. delulu. it's giving. it's serving. crash out. lock in. aura. tea. main character. bruh. slay. real. keep it 100.
all of the following images are or were popular reaction images! what do they all have in common?
it feels like the effort to categorize slang as AAVE and not 'gen z' or 'gen alpha' slang has really petered out. it feels like we stopped talking about digital blackface in an era where the administration is posting ai-generated videos of black women who speak and act like exaggerated stereotypes and it frustrates me because we all have a responsibility to understand our generation's role in normalizing this type of racist shit for kids today. this needs to be addressed!
Black people will never stop talking about this, but when we are on sites such as Tumblr, where so many of the white people feel that not only are they not racist, but that calling their racist behavior racist is emotional warfare on them, they will make sure to keep Black voices as silenced as possible.
Also, a lot of the Black people who got deleted or run off of the site weren't even accused of any type of Russian anything. A lot of them were just run the fuck off by the white Tumblr base on harassment shit.
'Convincing the self-sacrificing, (mad) genius Character™ to stop working' Dialogue
"You got two choices: go to bed as dignified as possible in your current state, or I carry and throw you."
"Just let me finish this..." "Oh sure, and how long will that take? Another day? Bed, now."
"You just almost created mustard gas trying to make coffee. You're done."
"I'm worried... Please just get some rest."
"You know damn well I'm not above sedating you."
"Brought you coffee." "We both know that's decaf with sleeping pills in it." "Huh. You're learning."
*finds them slumped over on their desk* "Huh."
"Hey, what!" "I told you, one more hour, and then I am dragging you out of here. So here we are." "This is barbaric!"
[Prompt Calender: July 5th, National Workaholics Day]
