I'm Like, So Gay Dude

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

It’s the Baggins side of your bloodline fighting the Took in you

There are two wolves hobbits inside you

This is the most correct post on all of my timelines EVER

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

Because I want tooooooooooooooo…!

Weeeeeeee

love when she said that, in the game,

this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary