quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Also, in my ideal Arthurian legend TV show, Merlin continues his literary tradition of appearing as a man of any age. Some episodes he is the traditional bearded wizard and some episodes he is an edgy middle school aged kid. Sometimes he’s an animal. Same guy, just likes to mix things up with his corporal form to piss everyone off. Also, he periodically lets out an ominous maniacal cackle, often triggered by something ironic that will foreshadow later events.