All Things Random

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber

robocop’s famous catchphrase

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries