Lizzy

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.

I love when Dan and Phil ship Dan and Phil

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

i think it's so weird when people are just so obvious about their kinks in their fandom posts like come on this is a space for everyone :/ trying to be subtle abt it too as if we don't all know that marriage is just a 24/7 unnegotiated unsafe unsane and dubiously consensual kink lifestyle that people only engage in because of how structurally enforced and enabled it is in almost every circle of society. ur basically forced into a socially and financially disadvantaged position should you refuse to buy into it, and then ppl just brazenly fetishize and glorify it ? it's kind of disgusting. there's literally minors in the fandom and ur just exposing them to so much gross shit like why are you reifying marriage as the final stage of love (or "romance", so much as such a thing exists) when its primary function is to further the production (and re-production) of capital by reinforcing the Family Form. it's just so easy to not be weird and bring marriage up in fandom posts idk like. and dont even get me started on the unethics of monogamy. jesus why cant people just be normal