oof

May our asses get fatter, and our stomachs get flatter.

a wholesome post thank u

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

Ripley’s Sure.

Ripley’s I’ll Believe Just About Anything at This Point.

Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.

The Good Fortune Wop

This shit makes my day EVERYTIME

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

he is more powerful than god