cleaning your room and reading books and buying yourself a little snack or a beverage is the equivalent of getting your life in order

We did lose most of our punctuation during the domestication process though

Maybe yeah but at least we

Don't have to talk like this

On a platform that has somehow become

A major site of national and international politics and a shitty hub of society

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

"Behold, a van!"

“lgbt people have been harassed and killed for showing off their sexuality and talking about the fact they have sex, sex has played a fundamental role in lgbt history” and “not feeling sexual attraction can be extremely alienating and asexual people are welcome here since they do not fit into the stereotypical idea of sexuality” are both things that can coexist. you know that right. they don’t cancel each other out

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

and this is where I keep my cages full of starving twinks watch this they hate it when I do this *starts smacking the cage with a bat loudly*

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke