i had to render sherry, too, of course

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i had to render sherry, too, of course

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Hello. I really liked this gameā¦a lotš. So I did some draws. That is all. Have a good day.
Latin Phrases Worth Knowing
ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties
alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings
aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses
amantium irae amoris intergratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love
ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short
dum spiro aperitif - while I breathe, I hope
ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty
exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad
experiential docet - experience teaches
helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm)
in libras libertas - in books, freedom
littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts
mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself
mirabile dictu - wonderful to say
nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part
omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now
poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made
qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it
saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be
sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still
si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war
struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears
sub rosa - under the rose
trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness of praise
Ruben latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks, he left it a city of marble
ut incepit fidelis sic permanent - as loyal as she began, so she remains
I maintain that Lambert is too smart to ever end up with a child surprise. However if he was drunk, high, concussed and out of his mind enough for it to happen, I feel like no one would find out for years until someone found like. His hidden pile of school reports
Turns out Lambert is like uh yuh you dead beats? I see my kid yearly? Pay my child support? None of you are shit, Iāve been to an absolutely terrible flute recital. Btw my kid is cooler than all of you and can hit rats with knives really well
heās passive aggressively drinking out of his handpainted ā#1 dadā cup
i think heād also be initially VERY hostile when people found out though - it would very much be that the kid is never coming here and none of them are to go near them.
When your bard is cold (feat. Polish & Netflix Geraskier) Meanwhile, Game!Geralt:

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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
very pleased that apollo is putting his chords of steel to good use in the drama CD
do they think we're only allowed to eat kraft singles or
i go to the american grocery store and step into the cheese isle pondering which kraft single i will buy
Everyone wants to act like Americans donāt have cheese but no one wants to talk about the cheese caves, the caves where we put all our cheese because we make too much and our cringe government keeps bailing out our fail dairy farmers to keep the price of milk stable because The Great Depression so now we have so much cheese in this country we could literally stop producing cheese right now and still have enough cheese to give everyone in America a pound of it every day for four years. And Iām not even talking about kraft singles pictured above, Iām talking about an actual not cursed product-- real cheese. Cheddar, brie, gouda, munster, swiss, you name it we have a billion pounds of it, literally. We have so much cheese that weāre literally running out of places to put it and in an effort to get rid of it we reprocess a lot of it into kraft singles (hence itās a cheese product and not actual cheese-- cheese is but an ingredient in kraft singles, much like how bread is itself an ingredient in German graubrot, although graubrot is a food item that is actually meant to exist on this earth and isnāt the end product a cautionary tale on how not to stabilize a vital industry when your economy is collapsing) and for a very long time we gave it away as part of certain food assistance programs. And thatās not even counting the fancy imported shit from Europe, because yes even though we still have way too much cheese we also still import it from Europe in addition to the too much cheese we already have.
#tell us where the cheese caves are#I want good sharp cheddar#get some Munster and Swiss#get some other cheeses to try why not via @malconvoker
The cheese caves are in Kansas City, Missouri I believe, though Iām not sure how guarded they may or may not be.
thought this was something you guys were making up to gaslight the europeans only to find out the massive cheese caves are in fact, real.
what the fuck
Please explore the complicated American story of Government Cheese.
And if Europeans want to make fun of us, I got two words: Butter Mountain.
The judge speaking on the behalf of all of London ever since February 1900.

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Captain Wesker gets horrendously sick and Chris volunteers to babysit a man who is on so many cold meds he can't see straight
had a shitty day so i drew grunkle heisenberg for comfort and i instantly felt better
ask and u shall receive! based on my headcanon that karl has a cat called tinkerbell :]
i loved @amergo's little doodlez of karl with a manbun i couldnt stop myself from drawing him in the fit
Okay that scene where Karl was using the metal scraps(?) to go down? Pls.
Sending out this beauty tomorrow.
Hold up where? Which comic op?
Marvel Presents #5. The whole comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid(because they're low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he's actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. Eddie agrees to a trip to the Bone Zone with it and there is a "tasteful cut to black" as Eddie says "watch the teeth'.
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Wait what?? Did this really happen?? Links and Sources op pretty please?
Like I said, it's in Marvel Presents #5. You can get it anywhere you buy/read comics online. I do have some screenshots though.
every time i see someone goĀ āTHEY DID??!ā my heart grows three sizesĀ
yes, they did! they did!!!
The fact that the Venom movie was a romantic comedy with Eddie and Venom as the leads did notĀ come out of thin air.

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Eddie Brock in VenomĀ
so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didnāt deserve tom hardyās level of acting. but in reality, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldnāt be bad movies
He acts the way a normal human would in these situations: Flabbergasted, Distressed, Panicked and immensly Confused and I LOVED it.
Fans of other things finding out that something bad might happen to their fave bc it happened in the source material: oh no :(
Jaskier Whump Fans finding out that Dandelion gets tortured in Blood of Elves: