Shitblog

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

Can we please stop disappointing the crabs? They just want to rave. It’s been years. Let them have their fucking rave.

ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i've gone insane

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

putting in a hard day's work at the not actually getting anything done factory