CHASE

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

I think some people on this post don’t know what the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one basket” means… or why it means that.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

by 2036 all boys will realize theyre actually girls and all girls will realize theyre actually boys except ☝️those that realize they are neither. complete transgender world domination