HOUSE MD HALLOWEEN COSTUMES:
house: claims he doesn't care but gets way too cerebral about it. like he dresses up as a wolf and paints red marks on his face because lupus is named due to the fact it was said to resemble wolf bites and. oh you don't care but you did all this. ok
wilson: inexplicably in a rabbit costume -- ears, nose, pastels. he didn't want to dress up in anything dark or gloom and doom, because hello, oncologist. but he went too far in the other direction he's dressed like the easter bunny.
cuddy: would love to dress up but is cognizant of her role as dean and doesn't want to get too sexy (i mean, she does, but she won't). probably finds some fantastic 80s pantsuit instead -- bright purple, huge shoulder pads, a tie...
foreman: had the really funny idea of dressing up like house. he fully intended this to be mocking: the blazer, the intentionally dirty tee-shirt, even a cane. this completely backfired: he meant to make fun of house and instead is the subject to endless jokes about letting his true self shine.
chase: deeply half-hearted/lazy mummy costume. (white tee-shirt, pale khakis, like 3 packs of gauze around his arms and forehead.) he looks more like an escaped patient tbh. calls out of work just so he can be home for trick or treaters.
cameron: Full Freak. she's dressing up as a sexy policeman, mini skirt and fishnets and all. completely inappropriate for work but she doesn't care; however, she did originally want to dress up as a sexy nurse before deciding that might be offensive to her nurse colleagues. she did pad her bra but she is denying these allegations.
kutner: frankenstein's monster. it's almost professional level, full body paint, prosthetic makeup, green paint, the works. his clothes are perfectly tattered. it probably cost him so much money (not to mention time) to put together; he's barely recognizable.
taub: dr. frankenstein. it was kutner's idea, and taub figured it would be an easy costume. he kind of half-asses it: he's still wearing his normal labcoat etc, but he did find a vaguely "victorian" dress shirt to wear. kind of hard to tell it's supposed to be a costume tbh.
thirteen: she's dressed up as nancy drew, because she liked those books as a kid and she's making a joke about how house expects them to be detectives, not doctors. the problem is that her ensemble -- a faithful recreation of a book cover -- just kind of looks like a generic 60s skirt and blouse. no one gets the reference all day. they think she's doing a Mad Men thing. she tried :(
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