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what a fucking ride
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i didnât know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Egglestonâwikipedia describes him as âan innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,â but according to his personal website heâs a âcello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earthâÂ
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I so feel you, Spidey.
if you live here in the states, spread this like wildfire. look up what the number is for your stateâs attorney general.
when youâre cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree
I love Alexander the Great because if he was a fictional character you would yell âTHATâS JUST NOT REALISTIC WTF MAN YOU CANâT WIN A BATTLE AFTER BEING ATTACKED FROM BEHIND AND HAVE TO WHEEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY AND FIGHT YOUR WAY ACROSS A RIVER AND UPHILL AGAINST A LARGER ARMY"Â Â
But
âLook conquering an island by making it not an island any more is ridiculous thatâs never going to be believable.â
But
He just fuckin did that shit.
I actually got the inspiration for the protagonist of Lady of Ice and Iron from him, and when/if itâs ever published and people inevitably yell âYOUR PROTAGONIST IS JUST NOT REALISTICâ Iâm just going to make unblinking eye contact while folding a printout of Alexanderâs troop movements at Gaugamela into a paper airplane and then lob it at their face.
And if they give me shit for her being queer, Iâm going to print out historical accounts of Alexanderâs lover Hephaestion, tape them to Nerf darts, and shoot them at people.
Wait he un-islanded an island?
Tyre is now an isthmus. Before Alexander, it was an island.
He offered to let them surrender peacefully. They told him to get fucked, secure in their place on a fucking island in a fortified city.
âFine.â Said Alexander, cracking his knuckles. âGet me my engineers, weâre building the land out to this island.â
âHoly shitâ, his generals presumably said. âHoly fuckin shit, man.â
And so, at Alexanderâs command, his engineers constructed a causeway to connect the island of Tyre to the mainland. It took eight months. Tyre hurled everything they could against the workers, so Alexander rolled siege engines out there to protect them.
Anyway, long story short, the causeway was completed, Tyre fell and was burned and sacked (unusually, as Alexander normally did not allow his army to pillage and plunder and destroy, but he was, apparently, mega peeved).
And the causeway stands to this day. Tyre remains an isthmus.
[Further proof to verify you guysâ info]
Ancient History Encyclopedia says:
â Negotiations having failed, Alexander began his operations in January 332 BCE. After occupying old Tyre, he began to construct a causeway (or mole) across the channel toward the walls of Tyre, using rocks, timbers, and rubble taken from the buildings of the old city. Initially, work progressed well: the water near the mainland was shallow and the bottom muddy, but, as the causeway lengthened, the Macedonians and Greeks began to run into trouble. The seafloor shelved sharply near the city, to a depth of 18 ft (5.5m). Work slowed to snail-pace, and the work gangs found themselves increasingly harassed by missile fire from the city walls.
Alexander constructed two siege towers from timber covered with rawhide and positioned them at the end of the causeway. Artillery engines at the top of these towers were able to return fire at the walls, and the work gangs erected timber palisades as an added measure of protection. Work proceeded, and Alexander spent much of his time on the mole, dispensing small gifts of money to his sweating labourers and leading by personal example.âÂ
[Â https://www.ancient.eu/article/107/alexanders-siege-of-tyre-332-bce/Â ]
âFuck your islandâ
-Alexander the Great, 332 BCE
history has itâs eyes on you and they are FUCKING BULGING OUTSIDE THEIR SOCKETS WHAT THE SHIT ALEXANDER
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

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every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver
Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)
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Day 1 of Donald Trump via @ShaunkingÂ
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This is sickening.
If this doesnât tell you anything, i dont know what will. And if you support trump, how can you condone this?
Broke af?
But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that thereâs a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young sonâŚon 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?
Let me tell you a thing.
This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and thatâs it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then.Â
This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didnât have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together.Â
AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing.Â
You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already.Â
Hereâs her list of kitchen basics.Â
Bake your own bread. Itâs easier than you think. Hereâs a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic.Â
Make your own pastaâgluten free.Â
She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. Itâs called âHunger Hurtsâ.
She has vegan recipes.
A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soupâŚor throw in some flour for binding and youâve got yourself a burger.Â
Donât have an oven or the stove isnât available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section.Â
She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called âLiving Below the Lineâ where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days.Â
Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and thatâs a fabulous feeling.Â
Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. Thatâs your super emergency money. Make sure they donât charge by the month for lack of use, though.
I donât care if it sounds like an advertisementâyou wonât be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical healthâand dammit, foodâs right in the center of that.Â
If you donât need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this.Â
Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you donât need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.
Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone whoâs ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.

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Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.
You have my attention
I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.
Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, itâs the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since heâs directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.
(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, itâs 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. Iâd say the logâs diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.
The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.
Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didnât take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:
Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!
1,385 pounds
The strongest Pokemon we never knew
Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym
Technically he goes to several gyms
how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger
I REGRET EVERY INSULT IâVE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE
i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded