Gay Wizards in Space

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them

you ever spend literally a whole day not doing what you’re supposed to be doing but you do get in a few solid hours of pacing back and forth in an empty, silent house while whispering speeches that characters might give right before they make the fatal decision that unravels their whole revenge quest, the plot of which is what you’ve been spinning out in place of, say, your contribution to a group essay. 

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

Keep sharing and donating! This device could help so many

reblog against any aesthetic or theme you may have!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

me, hunched over my computer, glaring at Carver, five different guides open on my phone: you and I are going to be friends, and we’re going to bond, and you are going to like it

If there isn’t a Corgi Pokemon this Gen, I will riot

This is very funny.