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Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

im not interestied in being cis or going out doors 

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

i in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a glock

i jsut need a mid looking man to hit me over the head with a. glass bottle comically and yet a bit sensually and i’ll be okay except for tge glass sharda but one problem at a time

thsi was supposes to be a draft

I am both mid and know how to make sugar glass, though I've never made a bottle out of it. Can't help with the sensual part though

the sensuality is inherent

listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.