Eclectic

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

remember, it's okay to torture your blorbos unless you're transfem, then it's an indicator of nefarious purpose.

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"