Vodka, Stars, and Tuba Dances

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

getting into shows from the 80s and earlier is such a joy - if nerds have digitised them, there's a wealth of old zines and fan content from before i was born, it's wonderful

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

sluts (honorific)

This looks like a bird as envisioned by the Children's Television Workshop

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

IS THAT FANART?

it’s a warning