Ya Boi Is Lost In The Woods

bringing this back for the big day

All rise for the national anthem 🫡🫡🫡

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

the urge to roller skate to the library is so strong this morning

but then again so is the urge to bake some granola. much to consider.

Why not both?

well I only have so much time before work :/

you guys are not gonna believe this but I actually did manage to go to the library and make granola. always believe in yourself.

the character

i fear the situation is dire

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

It should be illegal to require a phone number for any website that's not like your insurance or your bank account. Wtf happens if you suddenly lose that number anyway?? I have no idea.

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

jokerkind specibus ass

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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