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If Roxy and Chica could see Vanny in FNAF,,

I've been trying to make a fic of this work for ages now-

The big issue I keep running into is how tf to get a person in a rabbit costume past customers in Wouldn't It Be Fucked If A Person In A Rabbit Costume Killed A Bunch Of Kids On Our Premises??-the mall lmao.

#And also. How to get Vanessa on board.#Like. Obviously there's the possession of it all. But. 24/7 mind control raises several bigger issues lmao-

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Okay but every positive I hear about Nolans odyssey makes me angrier, actually. Because.

That ain't the odyssey.

AND THERE ARE OTHER MYTHS TO ADAPT- EVEN STICKING TO GREEK- FUCK IT, EVEN STICKING TO FUCKING THE SAME FUCKING SET OF EPICS- THAT EITHER ARE MUCH EASIER AND MORE COMPELLING TO TWIST INTO THAT, OR DEADASS ALREADY TELL THAT STORY

#Why the FUCK would you use the Odyssey to tell the story of the decline of the bronze age #The Aeneid is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.#Horrors of war?#Again the aeneid is pretty good for that but also that's LITERALLY the Illiad #Or the orestia #If you wanna focus specifically on the lingering consequences once the fights over #christopher nolan #the odyssey #nolans odyssey

Okay so like.

Valid crashout from Max (although in terms of like, cold objective blame it's kinda messed up to seriously blame Red because her method of freeing him from tyranny happened to, through sheer bad luck, drive Maddox into a single minded obsession with his own invention) (but like. Oh so valid from a sad, angry teenage boy who just learned the girl who's been reaching out to him quite literally stole his fate)

But oh god.

Heartless is so So SO fucked up, what the fuck

Like, oh my god????

He's so creepy and manipulative (and Chloe clocks that vibe)

But.

Still

He still just sees her as a petty pretty princess-

"it sparkles just like you"

Is the best fucking manipulation he can come up with-

Oh my fucking god, crying screaming throwing up-

#Also uh #“does she have anything she can't live without?”#*immediately grabs Chloe*#LADIES?#glasshearts #d5 #descendants wicked wonderland #descendants 5 #chloe charming #max hatter #maddox hatter #Also. Yall. Chloe is mind controlled. Chloe accepts Max's hand and then gets mind controlled.#It ain't. She doesn't choose to turn on Red. She chooses to trust Max while he's acting erratic.#two different things

ASNSJSANDUF OH CHLOE GETS J E A L O U S JEALOUS ABOUT LUIS-

#Valid tbf #'he's not bad... For a hk'#She says to the hk who has been offering her unwavering support the whole time only to get blown off time and time again #Only for Red to turn around and accept a similar hand from a guy who DOESN'T EVEN KNOW why she's reluctant to take it #Like it also makes so much sense platonically #But also. Yknow #glasshearts #The existence of a platonic explanation does not mean that's the one I will be choosing to take-#chloe charming #red of hearts #descendants wicked wonderland #descendants #descendants 5

'Chloes being so unreasonable, she knew Red for like a day-' yeah, and Red met the others she keeps prioritising over Chloe THAT MORNING lmao

#Honestly though it's more the fact that she's RIGHT and yet Red keeps ignoring her that gets to her #Ignoring her even after she's pushed herself so insanely far out of her comfort zone to help her...#TWO MOVIES IN A ROW #LIKE #“This is both our mess” Chloe literally tried to FIGHT her to stop her meddling with time #And still Chloes response to that is “...you're right I'm sorry ill come with you and help”#Only to get blown off AGAIN immediately lmao #And to be clear this is neat on Reds end too #Cause like. Yeah. She's got someone who's completely 100% ride or die in her corner and...#Is still acting like she's going it alone with a few tense allies nothing more.#descendants wicked wonderland #descendants 5 #chloe charming #red descendants #descendants

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salvatore----girl

Red and Luis getting together was control damage after all the chloe and red shipping from the last movie you can't convince me otherwise

"that's not how the Encanto powers work", no, it isn't, they work by being exaggerated metaphors for the familial roles they feel trapped by, and through that framework the reason Luis just has Luisa's strength with no differences is like. Painfully unsubtle lol, he basically spells it out to the viewer that he feels the pressure to be like his mum and that's why he has super strength-

#descendants 5 #descendants wicked wonderland #luis madrigal #encanto

inkperch

"hey, I'd like to order an odyssey adaption."

"Yeah sur-"

"with no gods."

"With... With no gods?"

"and no magic either!"

"...Yeah sure- hey Jimmy, get me an odyssey adaption with NOTHING-"

inkperch

Wait hold up what the FUCK do you mean they kept the magic but cut All The Actually Important Magic Stuff-

#I've not actually seen it this was just a silly based on what people are saying #What the FUCK do you mean they have an actual realistic cyclops and circe and everything #But turned posiedon into the waves he (possibly) represented-#Like.... IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A 'THE REALISTIC STORY' DO THE REALISTIC STORY.#DON'T PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT LEVEL OF REALISM YOU'RE OKAY WITH

"hey, I'd like to order an odyssey adaption."

"Yeah sur-"

"with no gods."

"With... With no gods?"

"and no magic either!"

"...Yeah sure- hey Jimmy, get me an odyssey adaption with NOTHING-"

#christopher nolan #the odyssey #odyssey movie #I do get the idea tbf #I just think 'realistic adaptions' of Greek Myths are increadibly stupid #Like #There's. There's a REASON they added gods to their history #And it's not all cultural-

coffeeenjoyer

Find it so crazy that Coupé x Prism isn't a more popular pairing in the wlw side of the community when they're checking off every usually beloved characteristics of a ship. Colourful x Monotone. Flashy x Stoic. Coupé threatening her to not take her knives without permission. Prism then asking Coupé to borrow her mask. Coupé giving her an erotic fantasy book. Prism being the one who wants to play for the faction of darkness while Coupé wants to help the faction of light. The fact that Prism's ability is Photokinesis and Coupé's is Umbrakinesis, making them polar opposites. The way their personalities are a result of growing up without having someone to rely on. The concept of them overcoming insecurities that stem from their isolating childhoods together. Why hasn't anyone gotten to work yet.

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nerdsprout

As a diagnosed autistic, I can say with certainty that y’all are giving autism hcs to the Wrong Motherfuckers. Robert Robertson is quite literally the most confident, skillfully sarcastic, socially savvy mf in the whole game. He is NOT autistic. And yeah I do 100% agree with autistic Waterboy—just look at him—but cmon he ain’t the only one.

Instead, I raise you:

Flat affect, completely monotone even when she feels warmly towards the person she’s speaking to. Honestly smiling looks kinda unnatural on her too lmao.

Speaks plainly, professionally, and matter-of-factly even in mostly casual conversations/settings (like when she talks about her book).

Extremely dedicated to her work, almost to a fault. A complete perfectionist. This isn’t like a bona fide autistic trait or anything but keeping a track record of successful kills as an assassin gives autistic to me.

Often described by people around her as strange and off-putting. “Evil,” even—as Blonde Blazer puts it.

She’s just kind of a weirdo freak (in the best way). Like who tf dresses their shitty fast food crunchy tacos with their own blood? I love her.

chloesimaginationthings

Vanessa is totally fine guys in FNAF help wanted

clickbeetle

“Matatakusoraniakogarete” AKA Franchouchou’s final performance of the movie AKA Tae Yamada realizing she’s reverting back AKA me crying a lot

clickbeetle

this is great because i can have it on my blog forever and ever and i can search for it whenever i need to look at tae shouting and crying and crawling desperately towards sakura because that is her bestie and she loves her and then i can cry again

clickbeetle

“Matatakusoraniakogarete” AKA Franchouchou’s final performance of the movie AKA Tae Yamada realizing she’s reverting back AKA me crying a lot

inkperch

....weird headcanon.

Scara doesn't have puppet joints, but Raiden Shogun does. One of the things Ei realised and fixed between the prototyping and the final version was that whatever skin equivalent she uses isn't quite as elasticated as human skin, Scara has a limited range of movement as a result, but Shogun just has small gaps with visible puppet joints she's violently defensive over keeping covered by her outfit.

(this is also why Scara floats most of the time, because he has issues with balance, especially on uneven terrain-)

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spot-of-tea

Ahhhhhhh have a Dimaria!!

Who's next? Who knows! I'm just having fun!!!

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

ivy-michaels

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

ivy-michaels

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

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