Odi et Amo

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

back in the day if you made a meme you would be forced to go on ellen

boy got that real life nuka cola

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the