it’s naptime

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which