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scandalous

the-gingerdancer

i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

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mishasminions

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

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YES SO GOOD!!!!!

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And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life.

cartoongoblin

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

zobb

christmas eve what about christmas adam

qoti

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

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Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

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Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

theguilteaparty

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

shojo

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

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kitty

fatbodypolitics

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

speciesofleastconcern

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

soundsof71

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

andthentheywilleatthestars

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

ampervadasz

:D

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boys will be boys

nunia

this is the only example of that i will accept

maisonderriere

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

jonah-dean

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

alexisthenedd

It was me and i got it

adampage

me @ angry joe in regards to venom

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smitethestate

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

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teathattast

princesstigerbelle

This cat is broken what the fuck

feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish

When you jailbreak your cat and get it to run DogOS

fungusmama

@pharrah

wildlifewednesdays

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

docwithtardisfez

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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nightonblogmountain

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE

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We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.

typhoidmeri

Omgggg the sounds.

gigi-tastic

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

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WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

dustinteractive

Turn Around (Inspired by a meme)

alexander

books-in-order

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

the-stray-liger

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

stacythepunkrockstegosaurus-blog

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

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