The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I’m literally an angel what else do you want from me

get to know my heart atleast damn

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

moonaholic

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon