attempt the impossible

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

god i need something so bad. but what is it

my dead wife. the ad free internet

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

person (non-practicing)

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

This is brainwashing propaganda

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

This is what's so goddamn terrifying about the Internet slowly collapsing into the same 3-5 websites--if Facebook deprioritizes you for saying "sex" and TikTok shadowbans you for saying "suicide" and Twitter X locks your account for saying "racism" we've lost a lot more than just the culture of the old weird internet

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.