Sippin' coffee n fandom divin'

Waste their time.

i’m gonna die laughing at this and i want it on my fucking gravestone

Can’t risk it

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

same

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

This hit hard

louder for all the apathetic parents with ridiculously high expectations

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

fucking cringe

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

@infinitecoffeeparty

@xjaxoncox how it feels to walk when you’re high as a kite

Never doubt the power of shippers

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

ITS FOR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY BTW. CHILD. PORNOGRAPHY.

Reblogging to save a life

Please please reblog this.

THIS IS WHY TINDER IS A BAD IDEA