I have the coolest Job in the world

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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du

titsay
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cherry valley forever

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

#extradirty

Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Love Begins
ojovivo
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz

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I didn't record it or anything but I just landed my first 540 kick since my knee and ankle injuries years ago
We be doing memes again
pretty fuckin wild that everyone around Billie Eilish is defending her relationship by explaining that "it's fine because she was groomed from the age of 15 actually"
I really hope she gets out of there soon.

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I heard being horny is legal again
Wait thereās so much more I-
IM FALLING OUT
APPARENTLY HEāS A LAWYER???? LIKE WHATāS THAT GONE DO????
I put my pfp through a 8bit filter and some guy gave me $300 for it, anyway feel free to save.
Why do we love Spiderman?
He's not a big-time celebrity like Ironman.
He's not a seasoned hero like Captain America.
But Peter Parker represents the good in all of us.
He's an ordinary kid who doesn't know what to do with the power he was given, but feels responsible for the lives he can protect with it.
Most of us are nobodies in real life. Not everyone is a war hero like Cap, or rich and popular like Stark.
When we do something good for others, usually all people will do is hate you, use you, or betray you. That's life. Just like how Spidey is the "menace" of New York, no matter how many times he saves it.
Yet, Peter Parker does not let those voices stop him from doing what's right. Whenever we feel like giving up, we can look up to the one man (although fictional) who taught us not to. That's what Stan Lee gave the world when he created Spiderman; the story of a wall-crawling teenager that spread across children across the globe for generations, reminding us that we are all born with our own unique gifts to be used for the good of mankind. Like Spiderman, we have the responsibility to help those who can't help themselves, and give hope to the ones without.
In the words of Aunt May, there is a hero in all of us. Us spidey-fans must never stop believing in that. When in doubt, ask yourself, "what would Peter do?"
Company known for unethically collecting and seeking access to peopleās metadata: Hmm⦠Nobody trusts us. We should do a friendlier rebrand but under what nameā¦
Guys look at this ad I made with my girlfriend this was her favorite take!

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asking a genie if he operates on some kind of a monkeys paw situation but I have to explain that story to him because he's been sealed away for a thousand years
He thinks the story is WAY too funny and it's clear that he's literally just now realized that he can harm people for fun
it's a monkeys paw situation in and of itself. I wanted to know if he works like a monkeys paw and I got my answer: he does now!
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
#dodge or dieĀ #there is no block
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
You cant take damage if the enemy is dead
Donāt talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemyās HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.
Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die
Me: -so after it became apparent that āretardedā had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like āhandicappedā or āspecial needsā in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom Iāve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because Iām lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?Ā It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - thatās a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.Ā So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation canāt be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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Apparently someone used a thermobaric warhead on the internet and tumblr is the only surviving social media
Reddit still works but everything else is fucked. Including oculus which sucks cause I just got a new game last night and didnt get to pay it yet.
Apparently someone used a thermobaric warhead on the internet and tumblr is the only surviving social media