You know, I’d offer to make you dinner but you seem pretty miserable already.
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@infiniteavengers
You know, I’d offer to make you dinner but you seem pretty miserable already.

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I’m just imagining Bucky dragging Rocket into a McDonald’s after a huge battle and Rocket passes out on a table and the entire place has to shut down lmao.
WAIT there’s more.
Bucky is at this point just totally confused about what’s acceptable in America in 2019 when you’re not Avenger vs. when you are and where Rocket comes from and has totally lost track of norms. He’s just exhausted, hunched over a little table eating chicken nuggets all beaten up in his Bucky outfit half falling asleep, Rocket passed right on the table, when a McDonald’s server who’s just trying to live slowly walks up.
Server: (clears their throat) Um…s-sir?
Bucky: (dazed, eating nuggets)
Server: Sir, you can’t have that animal in here?
Bucky: What animal?
Server: The um…that raccoon there. There are health codes.
Bucky: (nudging Rocket) Hey, Rocket.
Rocket: (turning over) Five more minutes.
Server: Uh
Bucky: (shrugs) He’s really tired, sorry. (nudges Rocket) ROCKET. We gotta go. You’re against health codes.
Rocket: (stirring awake) I’m what the hell?
Server: Oh my God.
Bucky: (mouth half full of nuggets) They said we gotta go because you’re against the health codes.
Rocket: (jumping to his feet, pointing at Server) WHAT THE HELL? HOW ‘BOUT YOUR FACE IS AGAINST HEALTH CODES! I JUST BEAT UP A GODDAMN SPACE WORM THE SIZE OF THIS JOINT AND YOU’RE TELLING ME-
Bucky: (sighs, gets up, sticks Rocket under his arm, grabs bag of nuggets) Sorry for the trouble.
Server: Uh
Rocket: (stuck under Bucky’s vibranium arm) GODDAMN DESCRIMINATION IS WHAT IT IS! YOU CALL THIS AMERICA! I KNOW CAPTAIN AMERICA, MY FRIEND, AND HE WOULD NEVER STAND FOR THIS-
Bucky: (mouth full of nuggets) He’ll get a kick out of this story though.
no gif will do this justice
Superhero Personality [click to see more personalities] — Scott Lang
the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.
age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.
endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.
that’s some good tea right there
Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield
TWO WEEKS LATER, Sam is jogging when he hears footsteps approaching behind him, coming up faster than reasonably possible.
SAM: Oh no no no no no no
STEVE: *putting on a burst of superhuman speed* ON YOUR LEFT!
BUCKY: *sipping coffee* Knew it.

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i can’t stand him
sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”
T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”
sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”
Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette
he’s trying his best
#this is the content i like #give me a whole movie about peter being hugged you cowards
+ bonus
Bucky: Hey Rogers
Steve: When are you going to stop calling me Rogers?
Bucky: When you become Barnes
Sam, screaming from the other side: Disgusting.

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The Winter Soldier was peak MCU, nothing else comes close.
Yes.
Preach.
Still not over it…
That has to be done!
DARCY RETURNING IN WANDAVISION!
If she doesn’t ask why Wanda is screwing a microwave; then what’s the point?
Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)
This beautiful smile needs to leave my heart alone.
Why are all the BP deleted scenes the ones that show some real humanity and love between these characters? I want to talk to the editor right now.
NOPE CAN’T HAVE THAT IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PLOT MAN
Honestly studios these days are too afraid to make their movies too long so they end up cutting out a lot of humanity to make room for action scenes and plot furtherance forgetting that establishing who these characters are helps us care more about the plot.

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Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)
B A G E L
ok listen tom holland spiderman is great and all but andrew’s brings it with the HOBBIES (photography, being gay, skateboarding, getting bullied) also there’s NO tony stark! at all!