gay and stronger than you

*shows up to your doorstep in a maid dress and cat ears and just beats the shit out of you*

is tumblr user @bowjob ok???

allegedly

and actually?

@bowjob is the mood for you biting my ass for being the one being bitten in the ass?

fuck around and find out

im gonna sit on you if you bite me what the fuck

hank god

what

@bowjob is the mood for you biting my ass for being the one being bitten in the ass?

fuck around and find out

im gonna sit on you if you bite me what the fuck

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

Evil is relative and largely depends on the person, the context of a situation and a ton of other factors I’m too tired to think of rn

You seem like a thoroughly uncomfortable person to be around, I’m gonna stop talking to you now

sure, go nuts fam

I had the face of a chimpanzee.

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

Im gonna do something cursed

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BILLIE EILISH????

Which one of us???

yes

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

This is just the best interaction on the site