i'm a horrible person to be around

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate

Oh. My. God.

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

a fine vintage

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”.  like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing you with her presence.  gal’s got shoulders for days?  christ in heaven thank you for existing.  gracious.

this post of mine is floating around again and i want it to be absolutely clear that this goes for trans ladies, intersex ladies, genderfluid ladies, big ladies small ladies tall ladies short ladies, literally any lady.  you’re rad, you work hard on yourself, you’re awesome, i hope you attain the power to crush all of your enemies.

a fucking what

tbh I need a bottle of wine, and a deep conversation the whole night long with sleepy, morning sex at sunrise

There he goes

armoured ferret

Omg

slap that pussy to pieces

this is my last resort

I’m feeling attacked.

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly