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all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

The way at the height of tfa when Kylo Ren rejected Han Solo’s offer for redemption and killed him he looked over and noticed Finn. Like they both locked eyes and in that moment was a surge of emotions between them— shock (and some fear) on Finn’s end, and anger on Kylo’s as he shouts at Finn that he’s a traitor— and those circumstances set Finn and Kylo up to be the dynamic for the sequel trilogy. They were foils, and the trilogy had the potential to truly expand on that and see their development in a final standoff/rematch at the very end. But it was wasted, because why have good movies.

What do you mean this puppy isn’t wearing socks?

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

American Psycho remake where it follows a bunch of business majors living in the same dorm suite in college but every single one of them has an overlapping Patrick Bateman internal monologue

(All overlapping, different inflections, slightly out of sync) My god, it even has a watermark

YOU understand my vision

Vampires but they’re naturally scared of tooth fairies stealing their fangs. Vampire: *closes coffin* Vampire: Vampire, sweating: *locks coffin* Tooth fairy outside: god fucking dammit

#dark types being weak to fairy be like-

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

I want genre movies with all the genre conventions but set in historical period pieces. I want paranormal horror in the mesopotamia. I want an ancient greek heist movie. I want a scifi invasion film set during the 1500s, I want fast and the furious type movie but set in 1800s napoleonic france.

the x-files theme just started playing in my head but like... with mandolins