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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

taking a nap coiled in on yourself has to feel good as fuck if you are a snake

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

drawings are also secretly my beautiful friend because when i do finish them they're really good and i kiss them on the lips lovely style

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

battle droids are kinda fuckable and i dont feel like we talk about that enough

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

Because of how bad the post is