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“These Kids Should Be in School Instead of Protesting,” say people so tantalizingly close to getting the point. ~ The Onion, on Greta Thunberg’s climate activism

The vibes are plentiful…..

he’s makin beats…..

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

@mysticalgalaxysalad

If I do not reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Time to shut down the internet. There won’t be a better moment and we should quit while we’re ahead.

why isn’t there a short film based on the thing where diana wynne jones refused to drop out of tolkien’s college class even though he was intentionally making it as boring and dense and unintelligible as possible so that everyone would drop out and he could get out of teaching it and write lotr instead. just imagine the potential of a 1940s Female College Student sitting in an empty classroom with Secretly Furious professor resentfully lecturing a meandering incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness inner monologue about The Structure of Narrative to this kid determined to get her money’s worth out of this chump. and them both getting way more personal and intellectual development out of this song-and-dance than they thought they would. hey guys why isn’t there a

They’re like what have we done

university is just. it's you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world