Living out of Spite

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

this is actually a symptom of being punk

You mean it ISNT a pipe?

But also can't thwy tell you're an expert? You're THE mens-rights-activia. The premier Activia for all mens-rights

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

It was a global problem

It wouldn't have been if they'd just have let the foxes join organized religion when they asked. Then they wouldn't have had to sneak in.

I can't take Kabuto seriously as a villain ever since I compared him to the "Professor Professorson" episode of community because he's just like the dean

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

What about that "trains trains trains" DVD set but it's just 200 hours of gonk droids functioning in different environments?

He has the most horizontal of stripes. Horizontiger

i love listening to song on repeat!!!!! reblog if you love listening to song on repeat!!!!!!!!!

this is how sharks stay smooth

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

He's never gonna feel that clean again

I jot down the names of the neighbours and their dog so I can be friendly later only to find myself puzzling over the notes page containing three ordinary human names, one of which must be the dog but which one

need to append (D) like they’re the senator of a crucial swing state

Just knight all the dogs.

Ao3 is out of beta now

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence