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And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

what was the class, color theory?

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

except this one, which is escaping

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

Item: Helmet of Depression Resistance. The child here is testing it and feeling some mild effects, but you can see how much residual depressor energy is hitting the operator.

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

[ID: photo of a dirt path through lush green woods, each side of the path lined with a lot of white mushrooms of various sizes. /End ID.]

Wrong blog moment, reposting my id here

I already loved the meme on its own because it's so cute to imagine Morpheus offering new Redpills a little baby turtle for good luck - à la "It's dangerous to go alone, take this" - but a reblog like that makes it even better, because that reblog being here is peak representation of the experience of having special interests. 💯

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep