Melodiouswhite's various videogame shitposts

So, I'm not yet finished playing BotW, which is my first Zelda and my second game ever, that I own (as I posted at the beginning of this year, when I celebrated getting my Switch). I'll probably never be able to play most Zelda games, but that's not what I need help with.

My current problem is this:

I'm starting to write a BotW fanfic, that'll feature an OC Divine Beast, but I don't yet know what to name it or what it should look like, that would actually fit in with the lore. I know that Naboris and Ruta are named after characters from Ocarina of Time (which I'll probably never be able to play).

You made a lot a good suggestions, which left me with the agony of choice (lol), but I've finally made up my mind. XD

The OC Divine Beast will be named Vah Makaria, after Makar from Wind Waker. I chose that name, because it has a nice ring to it and since Makar was a forest spirit and Vah Makaria will be a forest dweller (the pilot is not one tho), I thought it would be fitting too.

Still thinking about what its powers will be (lightning and rain are out, Naboris and Ruta already do that), but that's something I won't need help coming up with (hopefully, lol).

One day I will be old and have false teeth and then it will be easier to eat my bread with creamy peanut butter, but I will still like the crunchy version more.

(based on my own first-time game play, lol)

Mipha: Dang it, Link, how many times do I have to remind you! My Grace has its limits! It does NOT restore your stamina!

Urbosa: I didn't give you my Fury only for you to forget that you have it!

Revali: YOU USED MY GALE AND STILL FELL TO YOUR DEATH?!?

Daruk: Why do you only use my Protection against Guardians? You barely even used it against the other Blights! (Vah Rudania was my first Divine Beast)

Or:

Link: *crossdressing to get into Gerudo Town*

Urbosa: Oh, he's using that little trick I taught him! :D

Mipha: Aww, he looks so cute! ^^

Revali: Hahaha, look at that twink! XD

Urbosa: Oh hush, Revali! By Rito and Gerudo standards, you're also a twink!

Revali: LIES AND SLANDER!

Link: *rolling his eyes, as he mentally waves his sanity goodbye*

Or:

Revali: THEY GAVE HIM MY BOW?!? AND HE'S MOUNTING IT ON THE WALL, INSTEAD OF FUCKING USING IT?!?

Mipha: Look at it this way, Revali; your bow is being treated with reverence and put on display, so everyone can admire it. ^^

Daruk: *frowns* That looked and sounded kind of assault-y.

Urbosa: *unsettled* I could hear him scream from down there.

Revali: *unsettled for a different reason* Uhhh, guys? *points at Mipha*

Mipha: *snarling angrily into the Great Fairy*s direction*

Link: (＠_＠;)

Great Fairy Tera, who can see them: Lol.

Or:

Link: *encounters that one NPC, who cooks meat with rocks, Guardian bits & monster parts and thinks that would make a proper meal for some ungodly reason*

Urbosa & Mipha: *speechless*

Daruk: That's not how you cook rocks!

Revali: *horrified and appalled* That monstrous heathen!

Link: *nods weakly, about to throw up*

Or:

Mipha, genuinely curious: Why are you buying the same jewellery and Vai outfit twice, Link?

Link: *signs* Pretty. Feel beautiful. ^^

Mipha: That's so adorable. ^^

Urbosa: I'm glad I introduced you to a new passion. ^^

Revali: He's showing emotions and doing what he likes and I don't know how to feel about that.

Or:

Revali: Not that I'm complaining about your appreciation for Rito comfort, but don't you have your own home now? Surely you don't need to teleport across the map, just to spend more money on a place to sleep.

Link: *signs* Comfier. Feel better in the morning. :)

Revali: *softening up for once* Yeah, I bet.

Revali: *wryly* Congratulations! Your archery is getting better!

Link: *sarcastically signs a thank you*

Revali: What kind of arrow is that anyway? I've never seen anything like that, except when you fought Windblight!

Link: *signs* Ancient Arrows. From Robbie. With Guardian bits. Made for Ancient enemies and the Blights. One-shot monsters. Very powerful. Very expensive. Have to supply the materials myself.

Revali: ... Those would have been nice, when I fought Windblight!

Link: *signs* And your bow?

Revali: *struggling not to cry* And my bow.