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I think Link, Zelda, Mipha & Revali should be a polycule; but Link and Mipha should be officially married.

That's it. That's my whole take for today.

#zelda botw #zelda #link #mipha #revali #shipping

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BotW AU, where everything is the same, except the ghosts of the Champions are with Link the whole time after he frees them, talking and commenting on what he does.

(based on my own first-time game play, lol)

Mipha: Dang it, Link, how many times do I have to remind you! My Grace has its limits! It does NOT restore your stamina!

Urbosa: I didn't give you my Fury only for you to forget that you have it!

Revali: YOU USED MY GALE AND STILL FELL TO YOUR DEATH?!?

Daruk: Why do you only use my Protection against Guardians? You barely even used it against the other Blights! (Vah Rudania was my first Divine Beast)

Or:

Link: *crossdressing to get into Gerudo Town*

Urbosa: Oh, he's using that little trick I taught him! :D

Mipha: Aww, he looks so cute! ^^

Revali: Hahaha, look at that twink! XD

Urbosa: Oh hush, Revali! By Rito and Gerudo standards, you're also a twink!

Revali: LIES AND SLANDER!

Link: *rolling his eyes, as he mentally waves his sanity goodbye*

Or:

Revali: THEY GAVE HIM MY BOW?!? AND HE'S MOUNTING IT ON THE WALL, INSTEAD OF FUCKING USING IT?!?

Mipha: Look at it this way, Revali; your bow is being treated with reverence and put on display, so everyone can admire it. ^^

Revali: *disgruntled Rito noises, but sounds significantly calmer*

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The Champions: *watching the Great Fairies upgrade Link's clothes*

Daruk: *frowns* That looked and sounded kind of assault-y.

Urbosa: *unsettled* I could hear him scream from down there.

Revali: *unsettled for a different reason* Uhhh, guys? *points at Mipha*

Mipha: *snarling angrily into the Great Fairy*s direction*

Link: (＠_＠;)

Great Fairy Tera, who can see them: Lol.

Or:

Link: *encounters that one NPC, who cooks meat with rocks, Guardian bits & monster parts and thinks that would make a proper meal for some ungodly reason*

Urbosa & Mipha: *speechless*

Daruk: That's not how you cook rocks!

Revali: *horrified and appalled* That monstrous heathen!

Link: *nods weakly, about to throw up*

Or:

Mipha, genuinely curious: Why are you buying the same jewellery and Vai outfit twice, Link?

Link: *signs* Pretty. Feel beautiful. ^^

Mipha: That's so adorable. ^^

Urbosa: I'm glad I introduced you to a new passion. ^^

Revali: He's showing emotions and doing what he likes and I don't know how to feel about that.

Or:

Revali: Not that I'm complaining about your appreciation for Rito comfort, but don't you have your own home now? Surely you don't need to teleport across the map, just to spend more money on a place to sleep.

Link: *signs* Comfier. Feel better in the morning. :)

Revali: *softening up for once* Yeah, I bet.

Mipha: You treat yourself, while you get stronger. You deserve it. ^^

#zelda botw #link #mipha #revali #daruk #urbosa

Pale King: Lace, I need my child back. Lace: Mine. Pale King: They are my heir and have duties- Lace: MINE!!! Pale King: ... I'm starting to regret giving my blessing for this relationship. Hollow Knight: *purrs at their father apologetically*

#hollow knight #hk silksong #pale king #silksong lace #hollow hk #incorrect quotes #hollowlace #pale king: *tired wyrm noises*#lace: *territorial silk noises*#hollow knight: *awkward void noises*

Grand Mother Silk: EW, A SPIDER! Hornet: Ew, a fat, ugly, depressed bitch!눈_눈 Grand Mother Silk: ... Hornet: ... Grand Mother Silk: What didst thou just call Us-? Hornet: *hisses and jumps at GMS* Grand Mother Silk: *screams*

#hk silksong #grand mother silk #hk hornet #source: vine

Ngl, after watching a Majora's Mask stream on YT, I think the Happy Mask Salesman is kinda creepy.

#legend of zelda #majoras mask

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Zonai can purr. You can pry that headcanon out of my cold, dead hands.

They only do so around people they trust.

Rauru and Sonia being all lovey-dovey and he's purring up a storm, because his wife is giving him ear scritches. (and Zelda trying her hardest not to giggle at her new parents)

Mineru wants none of that, but then Zelda shows up and they start geeking out together and Mineru catches herself purring with happiness, because now she has a little sister/niece figure she can geek out with to her heart's content.

Zelda thinks it's cute as fuck and jokes that if Link was a Zonai, he'd probably kill her with cuteness every time he purrs.

#zelda totk #king rauru #queen sonia #mineru #zelda #the zonai be purring #zelink

The Gerudo, probably: Voe are not allowed in here. But that one over there *point at a blushing Link in the Gerudo Vai outfit* is so cute and feminine, has been nothing but helpful and well-behaved and even helped our Chief calm down Vah Naboris, so we're not even mad.

#zelda botw #zelda totk #the gerudo #link has too much gender #inspired by my observation that those gerudo who recognise link as a man are oddly chill about it

Link: Gender is a social construct, but wearing this Vai outfit is still embarrassing, because it shows so much skin and everyone keeps telling me I look cute. *blushes*

#zelda botw #link #incorrect quotes #he's so shy y'all

Revali, laying in his hammock: Get out of my roost. Daruk, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your roost.

#zelda botw #revali #daruk #incorrect quotes #daruk would probably not even fit through the door to revali's roost #maybe not even into the roost itself #daruk is a BIG BOY

Revali, after Link rejected his love confession and accused him of saying it as a cruel joke: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Link: ... Revali: Oh, right. The bullying.

#zelda botw #revali #link #incorrect quotes #one sided revalink

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Link: *bakes Zelda's favourite cake* Zelda: ... Mipha, if you won't marry him, I will. Mipha: *giggles* Sorry, I'm not giving him up! But to be serious, if I had to trust anyone else with Link, it would you. ^^ Zelda: ... *close to tears* Thanks.

#zelda botw #link #zelda #mipha #incorrect quotes #inspired by the fact that in hyrule castle's library you can find the recipe for zelda's favourite treat which happens to be fruit cake #link loves cooking #zelda loves sweets #mipha loves their happiness

Revali: Remember, Zelda, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Zelda: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

#zelda botw #revali #zelda #source: golden girls #sibling banter

Revali: I am the most responsible person in the group. Mipha: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Revali: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

#zelda botw #revali #mipha #incorrect quotes #revali; our favourite narcissistic arsehole

Zelda: I never said I was gonna go see him. But I was thinking, he's in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call? Urbosa: No. No, little bird, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: Calamity Ganon. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Zelda calls her father. Number five: Mipha gets eaten by a shark. Mipha: I’m Mipha, and I approve the order of that list.

#zelda botw #zelda #urbosa #mipha #incorrect quotes #if urbosa had swept her sorta-niece away from king rhoam

Mipha: What do you think Link will do for a distraction? Zelda: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Zelda: ... or he could do that.

#zelda botw #mipha #zelda #incorrect quotes #their boyfriend is a little goblin

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Link, playing a video game: How do I play? *Link has drawn first blood!* *Link is on a killing spree!* *Link is on a rampage!* *Link is unstoppable!* *Link is dominating!* *Link is godlike!* Link: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

#legend of zelda #link #incorrect quotes

Mipha: *sees someone doing something stupid* Mipha: What an idiot. Mipha: *realizes it's Link* Mipha: Wait, that's MY idiot!

#zelda botw #mipha #incorrect quotes #link is lucky she loves him

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