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dionysus be like:

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hiii what do you think of Nolan's The Odissey?

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persephone: last christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away

hades: *smiles at her*

persephone: this year, to save me from tears

hades: *takes his hand* i’ll gave it to someone special

thanatos: christmas was a week ago i beg you

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penelope: *gives odysseus a positive pregnancy test for christmas*

odysseus, sobbing: “i can’t believe you gave me something you peed on for christmas. that’s actually kind of kinky. oh my gods, i’m going to be a dad i can’t say stuff like that anymore.”

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persephone: my dear, what do you want for christmas?

hades: revenge.

persephone: what practical thing do you want for christmas?

hades: new instruments of torture.

persephone: what harmless thing do you want for christmas?

hades: a new tea kettle.

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thanatos: [walks into room]

hades: [softly singing "all I want for christmas is you"]

thanatos: oh, are you going to sing that to persephone?

hades: no, I was singing it to Cerberus.

thanatos: ...

hades: why? should I sing it to persephone?

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achilles: here’s a fun christmas idea. we’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath

patroclus: we are not going to do that

achilles: mistlefoe

patroclus: achilles, no

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narcissus: last christmas i asked santa for the sexiest person alive. i woke up in a box.

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hephaestus: life’s a party and i’m the pinata

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artemis: callisto, look at me in the eyes and be straight with me

callisto: so do i look at you? or do i be straight?

callisto: i cant do both

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Odysseus: you’re smiling, did something good happen?

Achilles: can’t i just smile because i feel like that?

Patroclus: agamemnon tripped and fell.

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when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously or not). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity ♡

mythology, winter, dogs, my friends, music

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Hades: what’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Persephone: those are children. that’s a school.

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How long have you liked Greek mythology?

I've always liked it!! but the passion became stronger during middle school (thanks to riordanverse)

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dionysus be like:

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mythology and maneskin combined?! how did i land in heaven?!!!

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Apollo: you know what? underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice

Artemis: repeat that disgusting slander again, and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

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Hades: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

Persephone: you and me

Hades:

Hades, tearing up: okay

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