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Steve: Did you just flirt with me?

Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.

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Peter: Did you eat?

Johnny: I SLAYED!

Peter: No, Johnny. I was asking if you had breakfast.

Johnny: *walks into the room looking upset*

Sue: Are you okay? What’s wrong? What happened?

Johnny: Promise you won’t be mad?

Ben: HE JUST HIT ME WITH HIS FUCKING CAR

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Peter: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Harley: They do.

Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

Yelena: So I was wondering if you could help me out.

Alexei: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.

Yelena: Nope, different thing.

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Yelena: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Walker: Don’t you mean cards?

Yelena: No, I don’t.

Yelena: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I’ve ever forgotten something.

Walker: You left me in a parking garage like three weeks ago.

Yelena: That was on purpose. Try again.

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Bucky, picking up the phone: Hello?

Steve: It’s Steve.

Bucky: What did he do this time?

Steve: No, it’s actually me, Steve.

Bucky: What did you do this time?

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Bucky, to everyone: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Yelena: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, Bucky. You're already on the Christmas card.

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Johnny: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say. Sue: Please say something else.

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Bucky: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?

Yelena: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

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Tony: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Peter: It was a single shenanigan!

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Bucky, exasperated: why is it when something bad happens it’s always you four?

Yelena:…

John:…

Ava:…

Bob: believe me, Bucky. I’ve been asking myself the exact same thing for the past 14 months

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Bucky, walking in: what the hell happened??

Bob, bleeding out on the floor: I need updog...

Bucky: okay, uh, what's updog?

Bob: *laughs weakly, loses consciousness*

Bucky: *sitting on Steve’s lap*

Natasha:

Sam:

Natasha: Why did you sit there?

Bucky: There is nowhere else to sit

Sam: But the chair next to him is empty—

Steve: *holding Bucky tighter* There is nowhere else to sit

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Yelena: So, basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck.

Ava: I don't even like you people.

Yelena: Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.

Walker: [walking in] Yelena, do you need help with anything?

Yelena: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.

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