mostly incorrect quotes

Ava: big dick so irritating. Why are you in my lung

Bob: I'm not looking for trouble

Ava: Yelena, it's three o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

John: must be hard not being able to laugh

Alexei: at least wear the matching t-shirts I made with personalized catchphrases for everybody

Ava: mansplaining is-

Yelena: are you high?

Yelena: alright listen up you SHITS

John: are you worried?

Val: so you lied to me?

Ava: I just wish you would admit when you’ve made a mistake

Bob: planning to kill myself... if anybody wants my TV or house plants, just reach out. Also there's a pretty sweet Mav Glass bong. I'd say reach out by dawn

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Bob: has anyone tried making edibles without weed? Like, virgin edibles or something?