Incorrect Literary Quotes

Oxford Dean: Well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

I know when I'm being lied to, Rosencrantz. It's like when I look at myself in the mirror and say, 'It’s going to be okay.'

Therapist: And what do you say when a man tells you he loves you?

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this?

Lord Byron: You said if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me!

People say it like it's a bad thing, you know, running away from your problems. But if your problems never catch up with you, what's the hitch?

Harriet, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.

Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

Frodo: I can't believe Gollum betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Victor Frankenstein when the Monster wakes up:

The Great Gatsby - Chapter 9

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Carey. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Athelny. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ATHELNY!

Hermia: I could strangle you

I don't want to tempt fate, but I think everything is going to be totally great forever.

I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes.

Elizabeth Bennet: You know, you could do with loosening up a bit.