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Sidestep: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Argent: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Chen: Tackle him.
Ortega: Kick him in the shins.
Herald: YOU COULD JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN?
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Herald: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Argent: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Puppet: Get in the car
Mortum: Where are we going?
Puppet: Either getting ice cream or committing a crime, I'll decide on the way
Ortega: Wait a minute! Are we hugging? Have we done this before?
Sidestep: No. If you tell anyone, I'll disappear for another 7 years.
Interviewer: Your resume says youâre creative. What kinds of things do you create?
Hollow Ground: Problems.
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Argent: You know what they say.
Argent: The quickest way to a manâs heart is-
Herald: Through his stomach?
Argent: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.
Ortega: Hey, are you seeing anyone?
Sidestep: No, why?
Ortega: I donât know, I just think a therapist would be good for you.
Argent: Donât worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
Steel: I think you mean cards.
Ortega: She did not.
Argent, pulling out various knives: I did not.
Sidestep: I wasnât injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Ortega: You were STABBED?!
Sidestep: Lightly stabbed.
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Sidestep: I want someone to take me out.
Ortega: Like on a date or with a sniper rifle?
Sidestep: Surprise me.
Sidestep: Iâm Ortegaâs emergency contact.
Police: So youâre here to pick them up?
Sidestep: Iâm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
Chen: I accidentally broke Heraldâs nose during training and tried to say âIâm so fucking sorryâ and âare you okayâ at the same time...
Chen: I ended up panicking and yelling âARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?â
Chen: Heâs still crying in the break room.
Chen: If youâre a Re-Gene, why arenât you blue?
Ortega: Oh my god Chen you canât just ask people why theyâre not blue
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Chen: If youâre a Re-Gene, why arenât you blue?
Ortega: Oh my god Chen you canât just ask people why theyâre not blue
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Chen: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Ortega: Theyâre for Spoon.
Chen: Why are you making pancakes for Spoon?
Ortega: He canât do it himself
Ortega: There is only one thing worse than getting killed.
Ortega: *rips off paper to reveal âSidestep getting killedâ* Boom.
Chen: Sidestep.
Ortega: N O