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buck: our human bodies are around 70% of water, right?
bobby: yeah, that sounds right
buck: so, theoretically, if i stopped drinking water and only drank like, letâs say milk, would the water be replaced hence making me 70% milk?
bobby:
buck: you know, theoretically
bobby: what is going on in your head?
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athena: hey, whatâre you doing?
bobby: just looking at the stars. reminds of people i love
athena: aw, do any stars remind you of me?
bobby: hon, youâre the sun in my life
hen: oh wow, your eyes are beautiful
chimney: thanks, hen. thatâs really nice of you!
hen: yeah, they have my reflection in it
chimney: ...
josh: what would you do if you werenât a firefighter?
buck: i would be killing zombies
josh: but... there arenât any zombies
buck: well have you ever seen one?
josh: no?
buck: exactly, cause others are killing them.
josh:
josh: maddie! we need more wine!
mateo: you know, i think youâre pretty smart
marjan: yeah, and you also think thereâs a tiny man in the fridge that turns off the light when you close it
mateo: [staring off] and one day, i will catch him
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chimney: [just woke up] i canât find my mouth soap
maddie: [has gone through this way too many times] chim, your toothpaste is right in front of you
[tarlos texting]
tk: carlos! EMERGENCY
carlos: what happened? are you alright? is everyone safe?
tk: everyoneâs fine, just. where can i keep a goat i impulsively bought?
carlos: are you serious? youâre joking right?
tk: [sends picture of him and a goat]
tk: this is Fluffy :)
mateo: do you think bananas have feelings?
paul: you know, thereâs a lot of things i regret
paul: and this friendship right now is one of them
mateo:
mateo: but do they?
buck: [tearing up because he stubbed his toe]
hen: i thought you had a high pain tolerance
buck: well yeah, but i never said that i wasnât melodramatic
eddie: i feel like my brain is like an ikea catalogue
bobby: what do you mean?
eddie: like, everythingâs written in swedish but i barely speak swedish
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buck: the night time always makes me want to just blurt out my secrets
chimney: like, what if i asked for your credit card number
buck: i would totally tell you if you asked nice enough
chimney: [stores information for the future]
karen: if you refuse to cuddle me, this relationship is over
hen: câmon, weâre a married couple. get over here
buck: thatâs a nice ass shirt you got on there, cap!
bobby: thank you. but i prefer the term âpantsâ and not âass shirtâ
buck: iâ okay
buck: anyone want a quickie?
chimney: exCUSE ME?
eddie: A WHAT?
hen: sorry, WHAT?
buck: you know, those fancy egg tart things albert brought in
albert: itâs pronounced QUICHE!
athena: harry, baby, why are you drinking coffee? youâre still too young, and itâs late at night!
harry: time is just an illusion, mom. once you understand, youâll get this.
harry: also. i havenât finished my homework thatâs due tomorrow
athena: okay, no more coffee for you mister.
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buck: i mean, i wouldnât say itâs illegal
athena: [staring at a trunk full of bread] i mean... itâs just so much
buck: but itâs not illegal!
athena:
josh: [working out] youâre not sweating? how?
maddie: i donât sweat
josh: but, everybody sweats
chimney: yeah, not her. she never sweats
josh: how is that even possible?
maddie: sweating is gross. i donât do it
josh: WHAT?